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Lee Nelson

Serious Joker

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Sun 19 March | 7:30pm

Lee Nelson
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING

INFORMATION

After getting into trouble for sneaking into places he shouldn’t be, Lee Nelson is back where he most definitely should be: live on stage with his brand-new, laugh-out-loud, best ever stand-up show.

COMEDY LEGEND
The Sun

COMEDY GENIUS
The Mirror

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Sepp Blatter

 

Tickets £25.50
Premiere Card £23.00

Prices shown are inclusive of any applicable booking fee. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.

 

Pre-Show Dining

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Pricing

Tickets £24.00
Premiere Card £21.50


At all performances a small selection of premium seats, the best seats in the auditorium, are available at £4.00 more than top-price seats.

Prices shown are inclusive of any applicable booking fee. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.

 

Gift Vouchers

Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?
 

Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.


Matthew Bourne

Matthew Bourne returns to his roots in Early Adventures. 

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special! 

The Orchard Youth Theatre

If you are aged between seven and 18 years and enjoy acting, devising and performing then why not join our Youth Theatre?


Gift Vouchers

Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?
 

Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.


Matthew Bourne

Matthew Bourne returns to his roots in Early Adventures. 

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special! 

The Orchard Youth Theatre

If you are aged between seven and 18 years and enjoy acting, devising and performing then why not join our Youth Theatre?