Book Tickets

Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Tue 7 - Sat 11 June 2022 I 2:30pm & 7:30pm

Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em

Following the unprecedented response to hit 2018 tour, receiving twenty-one 5-star reviews, the new stage version of Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em is back by popular demand and will come to Dartford!

Hilarious mishaps and DIY disasters are bringing the house down, quite literally, as Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em hits the road with Joe Pasquale (New Faces, I’m a Celebrity, Spamalot, The Producers) as the lovable accident-prone Frank Spencer.

Betty has exciting news for Frank, but he’s preoccupied by possible newfound fame as a magician. With guests arriving for dinner and crossed wires all round, priceless misunderstandings are on the menu.

Susie Blake (Coronation Street, The Victoria Wood Show, Blithe Spirit) stars as his disapproving Mother-in-Law and Sarah Earnshaw as his long-suffering wife Betty.

Based on the 1970s classic TV comedy by Ray Allen and directed by the award-winning Guy Unsworth, Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em is the ultimate feel-good night out, washed down with lashings of nostalgia and Mother’s prune wine.

Quite Frank-ly, it’s a hit!

Rescheduled from April 2021. Read more  

If you have tickets for the original date these remain valid.

Original Rescheduled
- Tue 7 June 2022 - 7:30pm
Wed 7 April 2021 - 7:30pm Wed 8 June 2022 - 7:30pm
Thu 8 April 2021 - 2:30pm Thu 9 June 2022 - 2:30pm
Thu 8 April 2021 - 7:30pm Thu 9 June 2022 - 7:30pm
Fri 9 April 2021 - 7:30pm Fri 10 June 2022 - 7:30pm
Sat 10 April 2021 - 2:30pm Sat 11 June 2022 - 2:30pm
Sat 10 April 2021 - 7:30pm Sat 11 June 2022 - 7:30pm

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