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Sarah Millican

Control Enthusiast

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Thu 3 - Fri 4 May | 8pm

Sarah Millican
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING

Sarah Millican is not a control freak, she’s a control enthusiast. She even controls her own insults, see?

Do you arrange the nights out? Are you in charge of passports on holiday? Then so are you!

Whether you’re sorting the tickets for this show or turning up when you’re told to, welcome. You’ll learn about Rescue Men, farting in hospital pants, what can happen at a bra fitting, the benefits of casserole, plus tips on how to talk to shop assistants and the correct way to eat a biscuit.
Funny, frank and unapologetically filthy.

Running Time: 2h20 incl interval 

Pre-Show Dining

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Pricing

Tickets £31.50

Premiere Card £2.50 off

(Max 8 tickets per person) 

Prices shown are inclusive of any applicable booking fee. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets). 


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Groups' Club

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The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special! 

The Orchard Youth Theatre

If you are aged between seven and 18 years and enjoy acting, devising and performing then why not join our Youth Theatre?


Gift Vouchers

Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?
 

Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special! 

The Orchard Youth Theatre

If you are aged between seven and 18 years and enjoy acting, devising and performing then why not join our Youth Theatre?