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Milton Jones

Milton Jones in Milton: Impossible

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Wed 22 January 2020 | 7:30pm

Milton Jones
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.
But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.
Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny”
Radio Times

‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’
The Guardian

Pre-Show Dining

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Pricing

Tickets £32.00

Premiere Card £29.00
Groups 10 + £29.00

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.


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Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?


Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special!