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Horrible Histories

Terrible Tudors & Awful Egyptians

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Wed 19 - Sun 23 September | 10:30am, 1:30pm, 7pm

Horrible Histories
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING

We all want to meet people from history. The trouble is everyone is dead!

So it’s time to prepare yourselves for two amazing shows with Horrible Histories live on stage!

TERRIBLE TUDORS
From the horrible Henries to the end of evil Elizabeth, hear the legend (and the lies!) about the torturing Tudors. Find out the fate of Henry’s headless wives and his punch up with the Pope. Meet Bloody Mary and see Ed fall dead in his bed. Survive the Spanish Armada as it sails into the audience!

AWFUL EGYPTIANS
From the fascinating Pharaohs to the power of the pyramids, discover the foul facts of death and decay with the meanest mummies in Egypt. Are you ready to rumble with Ramesses the Great? Dare you enter through the Gates of the Afterlife? It’s the history of Egypt with the nasty bits left in!


REVIEWS

★★★★ 
The auditorium seems fit to combust spontaneously in an explosion of joy and excitement!
The Times

★★★★ ★
Wholly accessible, educating, entertaining and enjoyable, HORRIBLE HISTORIES live on stage is a tour de force!
BBC.co.uk

Pricing

Tickets £20.50

Under 16s £17.50
Premiere Card Two tickets for the price of one Wed, £2.00 off Thu - Sun
Dining Seats Adults £30.50, Kids £27.50, Big Kids £29.00
Premiere Card Dining Seats adult £28.50, Kids £25.50, Big Kids £27.00
Family Offer - 4 Tickets £71.00

Two Show Bundle Tickets £27.50
Two Show Bundle Under 16s £22.50
Two Show Bundle Family Offer - 8 tickets £98.00

Groups 10+ £12.00

Schools 10+ £12.00
(Includes ice cream)

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.


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The Restaurant

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Premiere Card

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Gift Vouchers

Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?


Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special!