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Groan Ups

Direct from the West End

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Mon 1 - Sat 6 November 2021 I 2:30pm & 7:30pm

Groan Ups

Something a little different from the creators of The Play That Goes Wrong…

Following their phenomenal rise to global success with smash hit comedies The Play That Goes Wrong, The Comedy About a Bank Robbery, Peter Pan Goes Wrong and The Goes Wrong Show on BBC One, multi award-winning Mischief return to the stage with their brand-new comedy all about growing up.

Looking for answers to the questions, ‘do we choose who we become? Is the story of our lives already written? Do we ever really grow up?’, Groan Ups follows an unruly classroom of six year-olds on their journey through anarchic high school teenagers to the challenges of adulthood.

Bag your tickets early. This is a lesson not to be skipped!


★★★★ COMEDY PERFECTION… An auditorium of all ages nearly choked themselves to death laughing Daily Mail

★★★★ UTTER JOY. Top of the class WhatsOnStage

★★★★ A VERY FUNNY FARCE. There’s no resisting gags of this calibre Sunday Times

Age recommendation 12+
Running Time - 2hrs 20mins (including interval)







Mon - Thur: £42.50, £36.50, £30.50, £24,50, £22.50
Fri - Sat: £45.00, £39.50, £35.50, £28.50, £25.00
Wed Mat: £40.50, £34.50, £28.50, £22.50, £20.50

Double Show Saver Book for Groan Ups and The Play That Goes Wrong and get £5 off each show.
(Offer valid on premium seats and top two prices. Tickets must be booked and paid for by 30 June 2021.)

Groups Discounts (available on top two prices):
10+ £6 off
20+ £7 off
40+ £8 off

Concessions  £2.00 off(available on top two prices on Wednesday Evening)

Premiere Card  £10 off (Mon 1 November 7.30pm performance only)
Premiere Card  £5 off (available on top two prices Tue 2 November 7.30pm performance only)

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets).