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Dracula: The Bloody Truth

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Thu 27 September | 7:30pm

Dracula: The Bloody Truth
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING


RUNNING TIME APPROX: 2hrs 5mins

Dracula: The Bloody Truth is the smash hit hilarious comedy, revealing the true story of the famous Count. Taking you on a journey across Europe from the sinister Transylvanian mountains to the awkwardly charming seaside town of Whitby and into the world of the supernatural, educating us all on the perils of dealing with vampires. 

 

 

And now a message from your narrator…

STOP! It is of vital importance that you stop what you’re doing and read this very carefully. Your life may depend on it…

You must have all heard by now of the recent novel, ‘Dracula’ that was released three years ago in 1897 by that dreadful man Bram Stoker, yes? I gave that money grabber, Mr Stoker, all of my research notes, letters, diary entries to write up to warn you…It wasn’t a fictional story at all, no!

It was fact, true, real, I was there! I saw the madness, the supernatural. I saw the vampire.

Excuse me, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Professor Abraham Van Helsing, MD, D.Ph., D.Litt., etc, etc, of Amsterdam. I have put together a theatrical performance, along with three other actors I have hired, to warn you all of the dangers of vampires and how to deal with one if the situation arises.

Now what are you waiting for? It is imperative that you book your tickets right this instant! It’s a matter of life and death.
 

FREE POST-SHOW Q&A with the CAST


Recommended Age 8+ Parental guidance advised; Slapstick Horror. 

This show has been supported by Arts Council England.

“A lightning quick and flawless comedic exhibition. Dracula: The Bloody Truth is side-splittingly funny and is, by far, the best new comedy I've seen this year. ” - Broadway World

“Unashamedly silly” - Reviews Hub
 
“Gloriously daft” - StageTalk Magazine


 

Pricing

TICKETS £21.50 - £26.50
BLOODY FEAST TICKETS (NEW) £30.00 (Includes show ticket, "blood" red cocktail and red velvet cake)

PREMIUM SEATS AVAILABLE
PREMIUM DINING £46.50 (Includes a two-course meal in The Restaurant, a welcome drink on arrival and best seats in the house)

PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off
GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off
UNDER 16s £21.50

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.


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Premiere Card

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Gift Vouchers

Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?


Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special!