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Bang Bang!

A new comedy by John Cleese*

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Tue 11 - Sat 15 August | 2:30pm, 7:30pm

Bang Bang!
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING

A new comedy by John Cleese*

Based on ‘Monsieur Chasse’ by Georges Feydeau
Cast to be confirmed.

(*Mr Cleese does not appear in this production - he wanted to, but we wouldn’t let him)

★★★★★
London Theatre

★★★★
Sophisticated Mayhem
The Stage

Cleese is a master of surreal British slapstick
Daily Telegraph

Classic Cleese comedy - Fawlty Towers goes French!

John Cleese makes his stage writing debut with a hilarious new adaptation of this classic comedy.

When Leontine, a respectable society lady, discovers that she’s been hoodwinked by her husband, Duchotel, who’s always pretending to go hunting but really chasing after other ‘prey’, she vows to take revenge on the philanderer! But while Duchotel’s away, his lifelong friend comes calling – and he’s on the hunt too. Will Leontine get caught in his sights, or instead set a trap of her own?

 

Will make your face hurt from laughing!
Review from the American Premier Production

 

Secrets unravel as the devilish Duchotel finds himself snared in a door-slamming, trouser-dropping, balcony-climbing night of chaos set amidst the stylish apartments of Paris.


 Hilarious!”
Very Funny”
 Loved it!”
...a riot of comedy… brilliant farce with laugh a minute one-liners which had us in stitches. A must see.”
Audience reviews from the original production at Colchester Mercury Theatre  


Rescheduled from April 2020. Cannot attend the new date?

Pricing

Tickets £21.50 - £35.50

Premium Seats Available
Premium Dining Seats £55.50 - £59.50
(Includes the best seat in the house, two-course meal and a welcome drink on arrival)

Premiere Card Two tickets for the price of one Tue, £8.00 off Wed
Concessions £2.00 off
(Off top two prices, Excl Fri & Sat)

Groups 10+ £8.00 off
Groups 20+ £9.00 off
Groups 40+ £10.00 off
(Off top two prices, Excl Fri & Sat)

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