Book Tickets

Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Wed 10 - Sun 14 November 2021 I 10:30am, 11am, 1:30pm, 3pm & 7pm

Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain

We all want to meet people from history. The trouble is everyone is dead! So it’s time to prepare yourselves for this very special production of Horrible Histories live on stage in Dartford!

Can you beat battling Boudicca? Would you be a martyr for the Magna Carta? Will you lose your heart or head to horrible Henry VIII? Will Parliament survive gunpowder Guy? Dare you stand and deliver to dastardly Dick Turpin? Escape the clutches of Burke and Hare and move to the groove with party Queen Victoria!

It’s the horrible history of Britain with the nasty bits left in – to entertain the whole family this autumn!


Tickets £25.50, £19.50, £14.50
Child £3 off
Groups £17
Family Offer (4 tickets) £77
Premiere card holders £5 off
Schools £13.00 (plus one free teacher with every 10 tickets purchased)
Concessions £2.00 off  (Price Bands A & B Wednesday only)


Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets).

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