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The Thunder Girls

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Tue 25 - Sat 29 April 2023 | 2:30pm, 7:30pm

Thunder Girls


Fame and greed tore their friendship apart, they haven’t spoken in decades…

Ever wondered what goes on behind closed doors when legendary bands meet up to discuss a reunion? What’s really going on behind the hugs and kisses at those reunion press conferences?

The Thunder Girls were a successful ‘80s girl band until lead singer, Chrissie, sensationally quit the Band to pursue a solo career taking with her, Rick, the Band’s manager. Chrissie broke the Girl Code as Rick was also the boyfriend of Band mate, Roxanne.

At the reunion dinner from hell, Chrissie tries to reunite the band to salvage herself from bankruptcy after being conned out of her fortune by her toyboy husband. Is there a price that will heal the deepest of wounds? And 30 years later, can lightning strike twice? Some friendships never die, even if you want them to…



“Deliciously bitchy”
BBC News

“Wonder girls”
The Daily Mirror

“kill for a ticket”
The Sunday Mirror

Female First

“a must see”
North West End

Manchester Evening News

 “the perfect girls night out”
Salford Now

 “the reunion dinner from hell”
Broadway World

 “hilarious - dynasty meets dinner ladies!”
Number 9

“great escapism theatre”
The Reviews Hub

 “a crowd pleaser”
British Theatre Guide

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Tickets £34.00

Premiere Card £8.00 off
(Mon - Thu, Excl. Fri & Sat)

Concessions £2.00 off
(Mon - Thu, Excl. Fri & Sat)

Groups 10+ £2.00 off
(Mon - Thu, Excl. Fri & Sat)

Where applicable fees and charges are included in the stated ticket prices. An optional postage fee may apply. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.

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