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Omid Djalili

Schmuck For A Night

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Sat 6 May | 8pm

Omid Djalilli
SHOW INFORMATION PRE-SHOW DINING PRICING

Award winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili known for his legendary stand-up performances is back on a nationwide tour!

Intelligent, sometimes provocative and always entertaining, his stand-up is a hugely energetic and captivating comedy masterclass. His credits range from Hollywood to television and live on the West End stage. Earning praise across the world for his performances Omid recently starred in Dickensian BBC1 and Lucky Man Sky1. 


REVIEWS

‘One of the most joyfully smart, stimulating and entertaining comedians this country has’
The Telegraph

‘Belly laughs with a subtle blend of mainstream gags and subversive twinkle’
Sunday Times

‘Confident, engaging, thoughtful show… did someone say National Treasure?'
Metro

 

Tickets £28.00
Dining Seats £48.00
(includes a two course meal in The Restaurant and show ticket, row G, H, J, K)

At all performances a small selection of premium seats, the best seats in the auditorium, are available at £4.00 more than top-price seats.

Prices shown are inclusive of any applicable booking fee, cap. Fee-free booking for Premiere Card Members (maximum of 4 tickets); Groups of 10+ please call 01322 220000 to buy fee-free.

 


Gift Vouchers

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Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special! 

The Orchard Youth Theatre

If you are aged between seven and 18 years and enjoy acting, devising and performing then why not join our Youth Theatre?


Gift Vouchers

Why not give the gift of a fantastic night out?
 

Groups' Club

Join The Orchard Theatre Groups' Club today and enjoy exclusive benefits to make your theatre visit even more special.

The Restaurant

Make your theatre experience extra special with a pre-show meal in The Restaurant at The Orchard Theatre.

Premiere Card

Enjoy exclusive benefits to make your next visit even more special! 

The Orchard Youth Theatre

If you are aged between seven and 18 years and enjoy acting, devising and performing then why not join our Youth Theatre?