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Al Murray

Landlord Of Hope And Glory

The Orchard Theatre, Dartford

Sun 25 April 2021 | 7:30pm

Al Murry

A time of crisis, the world in chaos, the country divided as it has never been divided before. Questions have been asked and non-answered.

What we need is one man, to step forward, one man with all the answers.

Well you’re in luck, ladies and gentlemen - he’s here and touring the nation.

Stand up Gold
The Guardian

A supremely polished performer
Mail on Sunday

“14+, but they’re your kids, so it’s up to you” The Pub Landlord

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Tickets £32.50

Premiere Card £29.00
Groups 10+ £29.00

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